Traveling addition:
Having diarrhea and pooping in public bathrooms. But its a little better when you time it with the word Blow in Iggy Azalea's song Fancy
(Back story I am the queen)
Having your friend worrying about losing you because you don't speak french and might get lost on the way to their house. "Isn't losing the you, your majesty, punishable by death? You are the Queen."
Not getting deported from France.
Finding a Fuc**** Macaroon
Forgetting to eat a croissant before you leave
Being wasted in the customs line on your way home
Joking with French TSA ( and surprisingly not being thrown in french TSA jail)
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