6/30/14

Skit: We Just Reformed This Right? It Should Work now Right?

Dear Health Care System,
       You're 2 n' 0 today. You are on a roll...down a hill... with spikes, thorns, broken glass, and needles... to the hell that your God sends unborn baby killers to, because little known fact its a one hell fits all kind of deal. First off my body, and I know I know, I'm just a pretty little lady who doesn't know how to do anything but bear children and make sandwiches. you feel like as the superior gender it is your duty to protect me and make all the decisions for me, plus it will help me for fill my life's purpose as a women right? Here is a crazy thought, I don't want to have children but I like having sex. I want to have lots of sex and not get pregnant. Just try to understand that and also understand that it doesn't make a slut and I am not a whore. ( please don't let your mind be blown in the house we women folk just mopped). There are so many lovely little medical treatments that helps me not have babies and if its the generic version it cost a lot less than prenatal care, the hospital bill for the delivery, and the insurance for the child up until its 22 (I think). I could get these contraceptives from 10 til 60 ( is that when the change starts?) and it would cost less than all the babies I would have had if I didn't have the meds. But go ahead with your cost saving measures and your religion. ( can't wait for paid maternity leave to become a thing in the coming years.) I would also like to congratulate you on your discovery of a treatment process that cures and rehabilitated patients suffering from the debilitating diseases within five sessions. I now request to approved to see doctors at that medical facility that is with in my area and is convenient for me to see. 
Sincerely,
J-Skittles

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#wearementalillness
#ourscarsarereal

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