12/2/18

Daily struggles

Me: Its murdering season again.

Best Friend: I thought it was Christmas season.

Me: It is the holiday season and also murder time.

Best Friend: So the good kids get presents in the bed kids get killed.

Me: Murder season has nothing to do with Christmas season.

Best friend: Oh.

Me: Is the time when Blood and tissue are being torn out of me, and I have the urge to ease my suffering by causing others the same pain. Blood for blood, flesh for flesh.

Best friend: Oh, your on your period.

Me: I thought that was obvious, don't become the first victim of murder season.

Best Friend: Let's go on a killing spree together it will make you feel better. Or we could snuggle in blankets and never leave the warm house.

Me: Hmmmm. That's a hard choice. Going outside requires pants but I get to kill people. Inside has blankets and cocoa and is warm.

Best Friend: I'll support either decision and we can do whatever you choose together. Netflix and chill or murder and more.

Me: Let's stay in. Pass the blanket.

My best friend is so supportive.

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