Skittles: Moke Jokes Chad can't tell

Still based on the segment from the Late Show except these are jokes I came up with. This will be updated as I come up with more jokes.

Warning: not politically correct at all.

Students at the University of North Carolina protested demanding a white cultural center.
1: If the University meets there demands they will soon start hosting seminars on how to appropriate other cultures
2: If they want a white cultural center they should embrace their whiteness and just steal the Indigenous Americans' cultural center.
3: Plans for programming at said cultural center would be The reverse racism of Black and Brown people calling you out on your problematic behavior, how to take up even more space, Feel proud not white guilt, and asserting your privilege even when a person of color tells you no for a good reason.

Heterosexual people want a straight pride parade.
I say let them have 1 it will probably last only one year as it will lack good music, nice free stuff, attractive people, and fun. It will still have religious people telling them they are going to hell.

Brett Kavanaugh testified in front of the Senate committee again today.
He carried himself exactly how a government officials should. He lied, screamed, had a tantrum, failed to treat the women of the committee with basic human decency, claimed he was being discriminated against, and cried. The women on the Senate committee hearing were reported to have been overly emotional possibly due to thier periods, despite never saying more than 10 words, and should be replaced with men like Brett.

A recent study found young black men are less likely to graduate high school than their white counterparts.
1: While White young men are less likely to go to jail or be tried as an adult as a teenager.
2: while White young men are more likely to become corrupt politicians.
3: While young white men are less likely to be the Captain of the Varsity basketball team.
4: Black men are also less likely to be Republican

In light of recent shootings some police departments are going through non bias training aimed at reducing racial profiling.
1:While others are using thier money to buy more bullets.
2: while others are partnering with ICE to be able to identify Mexicans too.
3: While others are going through more gun training aiming at Black and Brown people.