Daily struggles

Dear cat caller,
I understand you want to enter my vagina, " when you gonna to let me come stretch that pussy out?" If you have such an interest and being inside the vagina take up Buddhism. I doubt with yelling obscenities at people you will get much luck in this life time. I believe the only vagina you have ever stretched out in your lifetime is your mother's. I doubt you will get the chance again. However, if you get reincarnated you may be reborn as a nicer person, giving you the chance once again too stretch out a vagina. As birthing babies is a lot more taxing then a penis. Please do a size comparison if you doubt. If you would like to spend more time in a vagina, try to aim to be reincarnated as menstrual sponge/cup. Maybe a gynecologist. A maternity doctor or nurse. Or an actual uterus. All of these give you more time with the vagina if that is your specific interest.
Good Luck,

J-Skittles