Me: Every time I plan a trip to New Orleans it gets hit with hurricane.
Husband #7 (Best friend): The last time you planned a trip to New Orleans was 2005? You love New Orleans. Why did you wait so long?
Me: I go so infrequently because I gain 5 lb every time I'm there. Also it takes a few years for that city to bounce back after a hurricane.
Husband #7: Valid, but you've been there quite a bit since 2008?
Me: Yeah with my dad. I don't get to go without my family and really enjoy the city how I want to. Every time I want to go, it's underwater.
Husband #7: To be fair it's always underwater. It was built below sea level which is a key design flaw. It shouldn't exist. In all honesty the ocean has every right to be there.
Me: Stop trying to keep me from my delicious food, my magical wonderland, and easily the best party city. New Orleans is the closest thing to the mythical city of Atlantis. This one can't sink too.
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