Me: I feel like crap
Brain: well if you take your medicine regularly...
Body: if you didn't eat like crap and maybe got some exercise.
Me: ugh! Why do I feel like this?
Brain: take your freaking prescriptions every day!
Body: feed me actual nutrition!
Me: I guess we'll never know. Back to sleep
Brain and Body: Nooo!!!!! Get your life together!
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