Actual conversation with my father
Dad: You're going to Arkansas and not telling me.
Me: I sent you flight plans via email.
Dad: Who are YOU going to see in Arkansas? Send me thier address.
Me: Are you worried about me being in Arkansas for two nights?
Dad: You're my child, of course I'm worried!
Me: You weren't this worried me let me stay with mafia members India. What do you think I'm going to meet up with El Chapo?
Dad: Send me the dam address!
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